notice-me-senpie:

eren-jaegersbasement:

if you think that you are starting to get a crush on someone

  • dont
  • what are you thinking
  • abort mission
  • digest those butterflies
  • IM SERIOUS

digest those butterflies 

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

shounentastic:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

spettrale-nessuno:

SHE PAINTED A CAR PINK AND PEOPLE ARE GETTING MAD ABOUT IT OMG IF SHE HAS THE MONEY JUST LET HER SPEND IT ON CUTE FRIVOLOUS THINGS, LOOK HOW SLAMMIN’ HER CAR LOOKS BTW LIKE DANG WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, SHE IS NOT HARMING U IN ANYWAY I DON’T UNDERSTAND

A) That car is hot as shit and I love it

B) Are we really going to pretend that a matte pink paint job is the worst custom that somebody’s done on a Lambo?

^Yes, that is Chris Brown

HOW DAR WOMAN DO THING FOR SELF

THING NOT FOR MAN

NOT EVEN MAN-APPROVED

HOW DAR

EVERYTHING RUINED NOW!!!!!!!!

teacuptavros:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

this is good for anxiety

teacuptavros:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

this is good for anxiety

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

in grade 9 this girl and i were walking to her house and she was like “my hands are cold… ” so i offered her gloves from my backpack and she was like “um no thanks” and i was so confused because like? that’s what they’re for. and. i literally just understood. just now. i am an adult.

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please love yourselves

jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

mallninjacode:

red-dirt-roads:

12-gauge-rage:

jedilawyer:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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Do they even have an actual name?

Iceys.

popsicles

Freezy-pops