dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

thenimbus:

heather-m00ch:

Shrek Barbie is my fashion icon

How in gods name is this a real thing

thenimbus:

heather-m00ch:

Shrek Barbie is my fashion icon

How in gods name is this a real thing

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features
aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
taurus: they are fucking nerds.
gemini: defo the random outbursts
cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
leo: they're about 4'9"
virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
libra: weird ass laugh
scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
capricorn: creepy fucking smile
aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

paego:

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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kaffers11:

this will always be one of my favorites

kaffers11:

this will always be one of my favorites

captainarlert:

nonespark:


A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK


The actual video is hilarious the commentators are practically crying omg 

captainarlert:

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

The actual video is hilarious the commentators are practically crying omg 

nprcodeswitch:

“At 73, Man Finally Gets Diploma Denied For Defying Segregation”:
In 1959, Galesburg banned Earley from graduating and denied him a diploma after he and other African-Americans had a picnic in a park that was unofficially off-limits to blacks.

nprcodeswitch:

At 73, Man Finally Gets Diploma Denied For Defying Segregation”:

In 1959, Galesburg banned Earley from graduating and denied him a diploma after he and other African-Americans had a picnic in a park that was unofficially off-limits to blacks.